The latest bad news from Iraq, Sharks... with lasers... ok, maybe not lasers.
How could this have happened? Global warming? No. Allah is not happy? No. Wait for it...
Iraqi fisherman nets shark 160 miles from sea
A two-meter shark has been caught in a river in southern Iraq more than 160 miles from the sea.
Locals blamed the U.S. military for the shark's presence.
Tahseen Ali, a teacher, said there was a "75 percent chance" Americans had put the shark in the water.
"This is very frightening for us. Our children always swim in the river and I believe that there are more sharks. I believe that America is behind this matter," said fisherman Hatim Karim.
H/T Bryan Suits