Alice Walker, Free Educated Black Buddhist Woman Says War Is Never A Good Idea

Alice Walker, a female of African descent, who records show has never been the property of a white plantation owner, and furthermore is educated to the point where she can read and write and on top of that is not a member of the Anglican Church and in addition was once part of an "inter-racial" marriage to a Jewish man no less, was allowed to address a school room of children, some of whom were rumored to be female, not white and not Anglican. Her message was "Why War Is Never a Good Idea."

King George III could not be reached for comment but a palace spokesperson said "All in all, we have to agree".

H/T Sytman and Boze